If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
defuzzification: entertainingwealthybitches: 90sdefect: ghdos: the4mat: andross: Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Django? He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s. The hell you want him to say? “young black man” “African American chap” “Young Brutha” “beautiful chocolate fellows”
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog I imagine that in their heads they’re like THAT IS DOG I AM DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
soaringinadream: My sister just started laughing hella hard and i go into the room to see whats shes laughing at and she just points to this picture
suklaaaa: bunnyinafez: iwantfitbody: madamedepompador: winchesterwolves: moniker-padacklyte: zillystring: wasereborworthit: mellowminty: pizzaforpresident: petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’ what about alaska are we then normal canada canada a bit to the left What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada? i cried my ass of...
foxnewsofficial: tumblr would be a playground for psychologists
they-are-all-lies: wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world THE SONG ACTUALLY MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW.OISNCDSIDNCEWKJRNFWEK
the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK
chefboyardeezie: banjo-jeff: chefboyardeezie: when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
In College there is no assigned seating
But there is a unwritten rule if im sitting in the same spot for 2 months, dont be a fuckboy and sit there.